bulbasaur-propaganda

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

  • Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
  • Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
  • Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
  • Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
  • Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
  • Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
  • Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
  • Nature control
  • Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
  • It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
  • Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
  • evolves to a badass beast
  • He’s too freaking strong
  • up for hugs
  • He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
  • He can dance
wastingmytimern

baby boy.. baby.,

bali1331

Too bad it’s the worst starter

bulbasaur-propaganda

You couldn’t be more wrong in your life https://imgur.com/fylXEAG