outlandishreads:

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

topshelfbottom:

thatonenerdgirl:

just-shower-thoughts:

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

laurapalmerlaurapalmer:

laurapalmerlaurapalmer:

IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES.

FUCKER

stanleyvris:

anyone who says they don’t like 80s music is either lying or naive

broke-broken-breaking:

folkdad:

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

This is so pure