me: wants to maintain friendships and improve my anxiety by regularly talking with friends and feeling more comfortable with social situations

also me: can’t order a combo number 1 without stuttering, let alone call someone

lmao I can’t sleep

time4invasive thoughts :^))))

Originally posted by flandelle

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon as president of the united states :^)

reblog with your sign and the sign you’re always a slut for in the tags

Me

Dresses femininely: mistaken for a girl

Dresses androgynously/masculinely: mistaken for a twelve year old

Literally cannot win

Trying to catch a shiny Skrelp more like fffuck I did the thing too fast it ran away fucking fuck