therunnersam:

thatfineassaliengirl:

therunnersam:

milliondollargf:

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

@therunnersam

on a serious note how is that said?

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.

snorlaxatives:

the bye bye man: *about to kill me*
me: oh no!! someone please help!! the b- *starts chuckling* the bye b- *chuckling increases* the bye bye man *erupts into laughter at his stupid ass name*

↖ easily manipulated by dogs