aries: they’re just here for the fun of it. fucking hilarious, but usually in their own way, so they’re funny to just themselves and their close friends. wants to be more independent than they are. good drivers. extremely adept at overcoming life’s bullshit, mainly because they do not have time for this. // learn how to own up to the shitty things you do everyone is sick and tired of calling you out just apologize and be done with it
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taurus: able to adapt to new environments. hard workers. good at everything they try. not always trusting of or open to new friends, but when they care about someone, steadfast doesn’t even begin to cover it. they aren’t going anywhere. // i swear to fucking christ if i catch you shit talking yourself one more time im gonna punch you in the throat(in a friendly loving way)
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gemini: whether they’re an introvert or an extrovert, they know how to talk to people and make friends easily. 95% of people have a crush on them at some point solely for their magnetic personality. is a giant fucking loser but somehow pulls it off. makes good grilled cheese sandwiches. doesn’t really want to be the team leader, as they have a better view from the back, but they’re pretty good leaders. // if you make one more shitty pun im going to check you into a wall
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cancer: fluid personality, often shifting quickly from sensitive to uncaring. they want to feel safe, whether this is emotionally, romantically, or financially. they love surprising people with gifts. they have a laugh that you can never forget. open about their feelings. if they love you, you will know. smarter than they’re given credit for. // for the last time, your day was not ruined because you stubbed your toe please calm down and quit crying
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leo: they soak up all the attention within a 5 mile radius of wherever they happen to be standing. they want to succeed and be recognized for their achievements, but they would never think of dragging anyone down with them. positive and creative thinkers. persistent. weirdly flexible. natural leaders. when they speak, people listen, partially out of respect but also because leos are naturally likable. // QUIT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THEIR BEST!!!step in someone else’s shoes for fucking once, goddamn
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virgo: contrary to popular belief, not actually that excited about school. their room is generally a mess but like, theres one part of it that always has to be clean. they like to make friends, they like to be liked, but they know when thats not an option, and they will not hesitate to cut someone off to protect themselves. if you’re a virgo with a resting bitch face, i am so sorry and i understand. me too. // WHY DO U DO THAT THING WHERE U THINK UR BETTER THAN EVERYONE???U AINT BITCH THE FUCK
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libra: ambitious. sometimes seen as shallow but theres often a lot more hidden under the surface. charming when they want to be. one of the funniest people you know, but you dont realize it until they’re mad at you. also, their anger is terrifying so watch your back. if they make a mistake, please just forgive them, because chances are they’re beating themselves up about it. like a lot. make great brownies. // YOU GET PISSY ABOUT THE LITTLEST THINGS. SHUT UP
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scorpio: love making other people happy. sometimes manipulative, but a lot of times by accident. spend all of their energy worrying about others, but never themselves, and then some. loyal to the last breath. weirdly good at dancing. always a little but confused about whats going on but pretends to know whats going on so they look smarter. compassionate. they love new beginnings, clean slates, and fresh starts. // stop dancing around what you wanna say and fuckin SAY IT
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sagittarius: adventurous. just because they’re quiet doesn’t mean they’re shy. bad at listening to others sometimes, but they’re doing their best, really. curious. not bothered by a lot. probably would marry a good glass of chocolate milk. tries to be optimistic in most situations, but if they start crying just let them get it out okay they need a good solid cry rn. big hearts. sometimes nosey. want to make a difference in the world and to the people around them. // i have called your name three times you piece of shit PAY ATTENTION STOP ZONING OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
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capricorn: witty and self-depricating. loyal friends but bad at texting back. they dont shit talk people often, but when they do, its because that person is really, really awful. probably a fucking weeb. if they aren’t, then they’re a furry. if they aren’t either of those, then they’re lying. down to earth(literally, they’re an earth sign). they will kick your ass at cards against humanity. accept that they are funnier than you and move on. great hair. // you’re a passive aggressive little shit and you know it
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aquarius: independent. talk when they’re nervous. excellent liars, but also brutally honest. alien fuckers. EXTREMELY perceptive, often seeing things you didn’t want them to, or that you thought you had hidden well. organized. probably runs an aesthetic blog. the only people that can lie to them are themselves. hate feeling dragged down by others. // QUIT FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT TINY SHIT LIKE PEOPLE NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN!!!!SOME PEOPLE ARENT ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD DAY OKAY
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pieces: resilient. always wants to stay busy. honestly some of the sweetest people ive ever met, occasionally a bit misunderstood. obsessive. emotional, which sometimes pulls them in confusing directions. determined to get what they want. the supportive friend that just needs a hug. whatever skills they have, they’re just naturally talented. tries to be mysterious, usually ends up tripping over their own feet. // you’re some of the worst procrastinators of all time get your shit together buddy
Slow people, laziness, ignorance, being bossed around, sensitive people, crying, laying in bed all day, beating around the bush, being told to shut up, not being respected, stupidity, people who can't think for themselves
Taurus:
Being rushed, being bothered when doing something, being disturbed during alone time, constant noise, being robbed of personal space, having to leave their comfort zone, being asked repeatedly, whining, quitters, fickleness, loud & obnoxious people, no food, ruthless individuals
Gemini:
Waiting, being ignored, daily routines, explaining themselves, homebodies, close mindedness, unrealistic expectations, being told to calm down, being stuck at home, not being able to text or call, being constantly reminded, sensitive people, miscommunication
Cancer:
Drama, being blamed, confrontation, yelling, unaffectionate lovers, dishonesty, fly by friends, twisted words, not being left alone, cold personalities, fighting
Leo:
Clingy people, discouraging others, non-independent people, admitting failure, explaining feelings, followers, talk with no actions, no motivation, questioning, pessimists, being doubted
Virgo:
Disrespect towards others, not getting alone time, untidy people, disorganization, bad grades, laziness, selfishness, feeling undermined, people who get emotionally attached too quickly, people asking them about their feelings, knowing they can do better, not knowing how to express their emotions, pressure, being called picky, being used, being constantly asked about something they'd rather not discuss
Libra:
Argumentative people, drama, people who hold grudges, their indecisiveness, negative people, not having anyone to talk to, unenthusiastic people, not being left alone when sad, advice being unused, small mindedness, self centeredness, being called a liar, not being able to do things as they want, being blamed for other decisions, unappreciative people, not being able to socialize, people who disturb the peace for no reason
Scorpio:
Having to rely on people, not being in control, disloyal friends, being told to get over it, dishonesty, greediness, people who can't take a joke, freeloaders, unmotivated people, inflexibility, having to explain emotions, closed off people, failure, non passionate lovers
Sagittarius:
Pessimism, unimaginative people, close mindedness, inflexibility, dwelling on the past, sensitive people, someone who can't take a joke, boredom, moodiness, talk with no action, close ended questions, unforgiving people, being stuck, being held down, feeling confined, being accused without reason
Capricorn:
Disorganization, not being in charge, being 2nd best, irresponsibility, people with no sense of structure or self discipline, laziness, being told they're not good enough, being doubted, not having their own money, freeloaders, someone failing to take responsibilities for their actions, being played, being pressured to open up, being rushed into something, being confused as cold rather than guarded, failure, admitting they need help
Aquarius:
Unmotivated people, advice with no potential, driving aimlessly, going somewhere with no plans, people giving advice with no experience, being belittled, being forced to show emotion, feeling isolated, taking orders
Pisces:
Feeling like they can't say no, being rejected, being taken advantage, facing the truth, confrontation, being questioned, being blamed/accused, pressure, feeling pushed around, not being heard
aries / the lover who’s love is fire. aries
are deeply caring people and are a bit intense in love. they will do
little things for you all the time like holding open a door for you.
they make sure you feel like you’re their one and only and love deeply.
arguements are heated as they need to be right, but they can get over it
pretty quickly. the arguments may cause the relationship to break as
their righteousness seems immature or they feel like you don’t listen
taurus / the lover who is loyal and true. taurus loves deeply and
subtly. they’ll love you with every inch of your heart and will show you
it through how they listen and talk to you. they’ll spoil you and may
not express on their face how much they love u but will definitely show
it through other ways. yet, they’re stubborn so arguments would go on
for forever depending on who you are.
gemini / the lover who taught you new things. geminis have a natural charm that’ll pull you in like magnet. once you’re there to stay, they’ll stay loyal to you through thick and thin. they need freedom and independence, so you can’t be too clingy and take this the wrong way. however, they still need lots of love and attention. they’ll feel like your best friend and the relationship will be casual and not very passionate, but still deeply loving. the relationship may end due to gemini’s charm drawing others towards them thus making jealousy arise. geminis are intellectuals and if you can’t stimulate their mind then they’ll most likely grow bored and things will die out.
cancer / the lover who is trustworthy and isn’t afraid to express
their feelings. cancers are so easy to open up to and may be your best
friend and partner. they will tell you how much they love you all the
time and love you passionately. they’re often quick to fall in love or
think they’re in love though and despite not having trouble saying how
they love you they may have trouble SHOWING it.
leo / the lover who you can never get enough of. leos are beautiful
and will make your heart race just by looking at you. they’re passionate
and will love you with all their heart, and they have huge hearts. leos
are often insecure despite this and hide it behind an ego, you have to
see through this ego and remind them they’re all you want. the leo may
leave the relationship due to feeling like you can’t meet their
standards or needs, and you might feel overwhelmed by them.
virgo / the lover who helps you through everything. virgos are loyal
and have a natural thing for helping others so you can guarantee your
virgo will always be there to help. virgos aren’t very emotional on the
outside, but on the inside are quite the opposite and sensitive. they
will buy u simple little things u like to show they care. virgos however
keep things inside but need to eventually let them out so they may seem
to get mad out of nowhere sometimes.
libra / the lover who tries the hardest to keep you. libras will
analyze you and what makes you happy and try to do them. they try hard
to please you and definitely aren’t afraid to show affection so often
you should feel kike you’re showered in love. if you make a bad bad
mistake like cheating or ect they will drop you and act like they don’t
need you when deep down they want to fix things, all it takes is for you
to be willing to fix things too. libras however get jealous easily (and
usually don’t admit it) which may cause tension or you may feel like
they could easily find someone else ( which they most likely can easily
but will stay loyal to you)
scorpio / the lover who sweeps you off your feet. scorpios will win
you over with their natural yet subtle charm. they’re intriguing people,
always giving a little but not too much to leave you wanting more.
they’ll be up for dates and show their affection through tight hugs and
the looks in their eyes. but eventually things may either die out or
their flaws will show, and they may be too much for some to handle.
they’ll either break your heart or you’ll break their’s.
sagittarius / the lover who makes your relationship feel like a fun
adventure. sagittarius makes you feel light hearted and warm. they won’t
be afraid to show their affection and no matter what you do, you’ll
have fun with them. but they also have a intellectual side and love to
have deep conversations. despite all this and the vibe they give off,
don’t mess with them. they’ll drop you in a second. things may end due
to them getting bored or you feeling like they won’t settle down and be
loyal.
capricorn / the lover who’s love is simple and honest. capricorns
aren’t hard to please, just give them a nice, loving, and true
relationship and theyre yours. they’ll provide for you and make sure
you’re always comfortable and happy. they’re sweethearts and are
actually quite weird people, but in a good way, never making you bored.
however, their closed off nature may cause you to feel they’re distant
and they may end the relationship because of their insecurities.
aquarius / the lover who you have the best memories with. aquarius
are cute and quirky people, they’ll open your mind up to a lot of new
things and never leave you uninterested. they act like your best friend
and lover in one and you’ll feel you can trust them with all your heart.
they’ll make your heart skip a beat with the cute little quirks they do
and hug you tight. the relationship may die because of their
independence making you feel like they don’t need you.
pisces / the lover who you never forget. pisces are pros at romance
and know how to make you feel like you’re their world, because you are.
they’re selfless and would give you anything to see you smile. they may
daydream about you and fantasize and you’ll never realize how much in
love with you they might be. they’ll tell you their true feelings and
make sure you never doubt them. they’re sexy, lovable, and generous
people. although if you’re not emotional and romantic enough, they’ll
drop you like it’s nothing. they’ll cry for a day then get over it so
don’t expect them to crawl back. you may feel like they’re too immature
or unfocused leading to tension in the relationship.
they will seem sad, but actually they're raging and you better watch out
Taurus:
so stubborn. will not do what you ask at all and will hold grudges like no other
Gemini:
they try to avoid confrontation and definitely are angry criers
Cancer:
their anger can creep up out of nowhere and can be a bit unexpected
Leo:
they are loud and obvious when they're angry and will make sure it's known
Virgo:
they will keep it inside until someone confronts them about it
Libra:
They're passive aggressive and sassy as hell
Scorpio:
They will stop talking to you for like 3 days or they'll instantly blow up in your face. You can never tell whether they'll ignore you or fight with you.
Sagittarius:
They'll tell you're they're angry but they won't make a big deal out of it.
Capricorn:
better watch out if a Capricorn is angry. they're good at cutting people out of their lives
Aquarius:
they ignore you for forever and are the best at holding grudges. try not to piss off an aquarius. their motto is 0-100 real quick
Pisces:
they won't seem angry at all and sometimes you might not even know until it's too late
Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.
Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.
Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.
Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.
Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.
Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.
Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.
Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.
Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.
Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.
Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.
Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.
