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bulbasaur-propaganda:
“bali1331:
“ wastingmytimern:
“ bulbasaur-propaganda:
“ Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
• Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
• Sweet Scent when you are tired or...

bulbasaur-propaganda:

bali1331:

wastingmytimern:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

  • Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
  • Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
  • Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
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  • Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
  • Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
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  • Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
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  • Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
  • Nature control
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  • Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
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  • It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
  • Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
  • evolves to a badass beast
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  • He’s too freaking strong
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  • up for hugs
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  • He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
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  • He can dance
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baby boy.. baby.,

Too bad it’s the worst starter

You couldn’t be more wrong in your life https://imgur.com/fylXEAG

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